I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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