sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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