normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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