omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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