Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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