Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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