My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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