Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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