Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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