so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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