I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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