she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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