I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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