all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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