I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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