She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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