question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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