Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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