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My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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