why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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