Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
