3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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