U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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