Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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