So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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