playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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