Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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