Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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