Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I want to fling myself into the sun
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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