a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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