Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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