i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
