If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
50% drunk capacity currently
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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