Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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