Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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