So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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