As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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