I showed him my bush... on skype.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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