Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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