Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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