you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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