But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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