I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
that may or may not have been my penis.
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