Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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