Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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