Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
