i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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