I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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