I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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