I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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