new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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