She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i think my cat just said my name.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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