Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You left your underwear on the fireplace
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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