redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Threesome in a minivan. New low
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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