Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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