I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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