You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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