So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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