Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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