38 yer olds are good kisserssss
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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